metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

(Source: rhinse)

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

parkingstrange:

if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history

fireball-mudflap:

everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I’m just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(Source: avgero)

"Who hurt you so much that you started to hate yourself?"
— Midnight thoughts (what made you so sad)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)